Smile For The Day!!!

Smile For The Day!!!

D most embarassing moment for a girl

Jab koi ladki apni mom ko
clg frds ki pic dikha rahi ho or jaise hi uske bf ki pic aaye,
uski mom kahe....

Ye BHANGI jaisa kaun hai
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A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.
She Was Shocked To See
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Rasheed Plumber.
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Before Exam :-

Boy to Girl - All the Best
Girl - All the best to U too

Result Declared - Girl Scored 90% and Boy Failed

MORAL - Only Boys wish with TRUE HEART

Have a nice day
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DEAR LORD, YOU TOOK AWAY MY FAVOURITE ACTOR - SHAMMI KAPOOR. YOU TOOK MY FAVOURITE ACTRESS- PARVEEN BABI. YOU TOOK MY FAVOURITE SINGER,- MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MY FAVOURITE POLITICIANS ARE : Lal krishan Advani,Sonia Gandhi,Kapil Sibal, Digvijay Singh, Sharad Pawar, Manish Tiwari, Lalu Yadav, Kalmadi, A Raja, Mayawati & company !! Copy & Paste to support.......!!!!!!!!
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Forget the poke button, I'm beginning to wish there was a punch button on facebook!!
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~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~
When I See Your Face,
There's Not A Thing
That
I Would Change. . .
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In .
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sonia gamdhi in dabanng style..
'hazaro se dar nai lagta saab,hazare se lagta hai...'
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I ws thnkin..can v bribe d gvrmnt 2 pas d lkpal bill...hehe....lollzzz
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Even team india supports Anna hazare...

Dhoni says..
"We will not win any match until JANLOKPAL Bill is passed"
hahahah...lolllzz...
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fnlly d reasn is out fr bannin 25paise coin by d goverment..??
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coz thy cnt hndl 4 'ANNAS'
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They say milk give you strength.
drink 5 glasses and try move a wall....u can't..

But drink 5 shots of vodka and see..wall moves on its own..
CHEERS..
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A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
No gas, No oil, No spices,

Man put d fish back in water.

Fish shouts

"CONGRESS ZINDAbad
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Dear,
AIRTEL

we accept dat har ek friend zaroori hota hai ,
bt

accha network bhi zaroori hota h!!
Sincerly,
VODAFONE
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Teacher: I love you ka janam kahan hua?
Boy: China mai kuki iski na koi warannty hai
aur na koi guaranty.
Chale tou chand tak, na chale tou shaam tak...

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Height of irritating sum1:-

Boy-Pen hai?
Girl-Nahi
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Thodi der baad...
Boy-Pen hai?
Girl-Nahi bola na
Boy-Pen hai pen?
Girl-nahi hai, aur abki baar pucha tou hathode se sar phod dungi tera.
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Kuch der baad...
Boy-hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi
Boy-Tou phir pen hai pen???
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