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Old 01-27-2010
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Might be an old ones,But :hilarious: anyday

In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver NE sheesha set kiya.

Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

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