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Old 01-24-2010
Nadia
 
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A man boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane.
She heads straight towards him and takes the seat next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks 'Business trip or vacation?'

She smiles and says 'Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists convention.'

He swallows hard and calmly asks: "What's your role at this convention?"

'Lecturer,' she says. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really?' 'What m-m-m-myths are those?'

'Well,' she explains, 'one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilians most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, whereas actually it is Bengalis. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is a Sardar.'

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes, 'I'm sorry,' she says.
'I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!'


'Venkatraman!' the man blurts out. 'Venkatraman Mukherjee: But all my friends call me Sardar Joginder Singh.' !! :P
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