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Old 02-14-2015
BaBBuSiDhu
 
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Girlfriend Apne Kanjoos Boyfriend Nu Boli Kall Raat Main Tainu Supne Wich Dekheya.

BoyfriendAccha Ki Supna Dekheya ?

Girlfriend - Tu Bus VICH Safar Kar Reha Si Ate Achanak Driver Ne Control Gua Ditta, Jis Naal Bus Nadi Ch Ja Diggi. Har Koi Apni Zindagi Bachaun Layi Tair Reha Si Par Tu Kise Nu Labh Reha Si Boyfriend Main Tainu Labh Reha Si, Hai Na .

Girlfriend Nahi Tu Cheek Reha Si Oh Conductor Kithe Hai 2 Rupaye Laine San.
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Old 03-24-2015
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Very funny.
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Old 04-17-2015
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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa kiaankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..??
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : - hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na....
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Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl :- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi )
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Girl : -12:30
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Boy: - aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: -tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta)
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi)
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..??
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )

Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naamtak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai..
saari umar hamein sang rehna hai..!!
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(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..??
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye....
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Boy :- arey kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab)..xP grin emoticon
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Old 04-17-2015
Leilaa
 
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hehehehe so fnny
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Old 04-18-2015
annecole
 
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hahahah funny
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Old 05-13-2015
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Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?
Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.
Mammy:Kis Liye?
Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.
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Old 06-13-2015
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Old 01-13-2016
Vijayjangidd
 
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nice , bheja fry joke
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