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Old 05-03-2015
Soni Kudi
 
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="2"][B]Mountain Dew peene se udd jaata hai fear,
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Basically ur concepts r not clear.
Wah...wah
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. . .
Dost ne pucha exam me "5th ans.
Batao",
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Maine kaha Melody khao khud jaan jao.
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. . .
Ek aur arz hai,
Pam ke pyar me pagal ho gaya peter,
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Ab Hero Honda Spelndor 80KM prati leter.
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. . .
Bas..1 aur Atma chhod gayi jism purana,
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Didi tera Devar Deewana.
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1 last bas 1,
Blood donate karne ke pehle hamesha group janchna,
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Basanti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
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. . .
Yeh lo aur ek,
Yasomati maiyya se bole
nandlala,
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Tata Sky laga dala toh life
jhingalala. .
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. . .
Yeh wala last pakka
Agar tabiyat kharaab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
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My name is Khan and I'm not a terrorist. .
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. . .
Ek aur plzz
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere
paaro,
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ACP bola,"Fredricks k ghar ka kona-
konac chaan maaro. .
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Ek aur arz hai,
Maine piya aapka khoon,
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Gud Afternoon Gud Afternoon.
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. . .
One more
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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Oh my god,sir yeh toh mar
chuka hai.
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. . .
C.I.D's One
Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka loan hai,
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Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID waali shaayari banata kaun hai.
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. . .
One more yaaro
Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar hai,
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Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai,dish sawaar hai.
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. . .
1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR COLOUR,Bas
kaato gholo aur lagalo.
.
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  #2  
Old 11-26-2015
marclewis
 
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Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
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Old 11-27-2015
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ताऊ मास्टर से - मेरा छोरा पढ़ाई मैं कैसा सै ?”
मास्टर - चौधरी यूं समझ ले,...... आर्यभट्ट ने जीरो की खोज इसके खातिर ही करी थी।
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पति- सुतली बम है क्या?
पत्नी- दिवाली खत्म हो गई...अब
सुतली बम क्यों चाहिए?
पति- तुम्हारे मायके से आया बेसन का लड्डू फोड़ना है।
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Old 01-01-2016
marclewis
 
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Husband- Aaj rimjhim rimjhim barish ho rahi hai,
Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai, mausam bahut suhana hai
koi aisi baat kaho ki mere pair zameen par na rahein....
Wife- phaansi lgaa lo
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